Anything

a desire
to be different
slightly different
anything

dyed hair
piggy-wig ring
thrust through nose
or lip or ear
or anywhere

a tat
tattooed on a tit
a buttock
go for a mullet
an afro
skinhead

anything
to tip the scales
to turn you
from mediocrity
to celebrity

with a wave
of a magic wand.
in the snap
of arthritic fingers