
Snow falls – what if we fall…
There I was – with my trusty snow-blower blowing the snow – and I shifted gear to go backwards – and my glove caught – and the snow-blower kept on coming – straight at me – and there wasn’t room to manoeuvre -manoeuver – maneuver – aka I couldn’t get out of the way – and the snow bank behind me caught me just at the back of the knees – and I sat down in the snow – oh dear – luckily I let go of the gear lever and the throttle lever – but the machine was almost on top of me – and I couldn’t get up – so I called for help – but no help came – and I tried to pull on the machine with one hand – and I put the other on an ice patch in the snow and that hand went through – so I am sitting there – can’t stop laughing – and then my beloved appears – and she brings me my walking stick – and she moves the snow blower forward – and then she gives me the stick – in my left hand – lifts me and pushes – while I lift with the left and pull with the right – and I have pulled a cork from a champagne bottle more easily than I pulled myself out of that snow – but together we did it – and oh was I wet – I had to finish the blowing – go inside – and change my jeans – and I am still laughing at the thought of myself – sitting there in that snow – and I needed to pee so badly – as the cold and damp crept in and – what if there had been nobody there to help – or what if it had been windy and my cries had not been heard – and what if we fall – as so many others have done before – fall to rise no more – and what if – “if – if – if – if – onions climbed a cliff – potatoes would rise – with watery eyes – if it wasn’t for if -” and that’s what my grandfather always sang to me when I asked him “what if…?” – so- what if … but don’t answer – because we’ll never know –

Oh no!!! I don’t even like thinking about being cold and wet and stuck in the snow! I’m glad you made it out!
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I’m glad I made it out too. Quite funny looking back on it – but a bit worrying at the time.
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Troi oi, what a story. And I am now laughing so hard I can barely see the screen. Something that could easily have been disastrous is usually funny after you are safe, but oh, how frightening when stuck in some silly position somewhere. Having been stuck on the floor under a desk with my walker on top and the dog on top of the walker I can sympathize with your fall. And as you have discovered, it’s impossible to stop laughing at the situation and the laughter makes it harder to get out of the trap and return to some sort of upright position. Thanks for sharing this. I LOVE IT!
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Now you have started me laughing too. Never trust yellow snow – and it so nearly happened!
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Oooooh! Yellow snow is never a good thing. I’ve come close to yellow clothes while waiting for an open rest room here, so I know that feeling.
What an ordeal! Still laughing here and may have to make a fast pit stop soon if I don’t get it all under control. Hang in there, my dear friend. Spring is only a few months away.
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