
My Dinner Invites
Why stop at one dinner? I want more than one. And I want to keep the guest list small, so that the guests can enjoy themselves and get to know each other. Four guests then, but who will prepare the dinner and where will it be held? At my house – small, cozy, comfortable, and if they are sure to come, they can make their own way here, from across the sea. And I will do the cooking, with the help of my beloved. She and I will make the numbers up to six per session.
Guest List for My English Dinner – Oscar Wilde, G. K. Chesterton, Virginia Woolf, Christina Rosetti. A mixture of poetry and prose, humor and seriousness, men and women all balanced. It is sure to be fun. Language – English.
Guest List for My French Dinner – Albert Camus, Simone de Beauvoir, Jacques Prevert, Helene Cixous. A nice blend of philosophy, wit, humor, and intelligence, with a touch of the absurd thrown in for good measure. Language – French.
Guests for my Spanish Dinner – This will be an all-male affair, and it will concentrate on poetry and philosophy, with some music and art thrown in. Antonio Machado, Miguel de Unamuno, Federico Garcia Lorca, Jose Hierro. That promises to be a riotous evening. Language – Spanish.
My Characters Dinner – well, you said anybody I invited was sure to come, so why not some of my favourite literary characters? Madame Bovary, Dona Perfecta, Lazarillo de Tormes, D’Artagnan. What a wonderful mix. I would have serve as interpreter – and that would be even funnier. Great entertainment!
And more ideas for dinners – A Welsh Dinner, A Cricketing Dinner, A Rugby Dinner, An Absent Friends Dinner, A Family Dinner – for all those who have left and wish to return. Now that would be a very large dinner, maybe held elsewhere, at a large, luxury hotel – and I wonder who would be paying for that?